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It only slips twice

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A wonderful day for computer crashes.

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Everything that computers control
I can control it too.

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The clitoris queen.

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Good job, Erotica.
Once in the city where I am

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growing up, I played in the glass with whiskey.
I slipped on the ice and hit my head.

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Listen! I have good news.
Tomorrow we will have a closed party.

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It's for the little ones, well
come up with a family play.

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Not for little ones, care for Little Rock

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I love Little Rock. I can't
I believe I will see him.

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I also love Pamela Anderson.

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I want to meet her.
Many people say I look like her.

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My belly button piercing vibrates.
I have to go.

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My aunt is sick.

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Director, Stroganov. What is it?
- We have a problem.

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It's time for some fun on the computer.

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This job is awful. There is never anything
it's not exciting. -Wooooz!

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Hello, this is your room,
The clitoris queen.

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I hope you will enjoy
in chaos because it is just beginning.

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Unless you fulfill my requirements:
A million dollars in unmarked bills.

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A million dollars in marked bills.

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I want yogurt, a video, the last album
Mariah Carey, dear,

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wine, the latest dresses and shoes
and the world's best lover.

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He should deliver all that to me
Latin lover: Armando.

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She's crazy. But it tastes good
when it comes to men.

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My name is Vanvinkel. let's go to:
a dog that thinks it's a cat.

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But before that: The whole world is a hostage
Queen's clitoris.

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She wants her greatest lover
Armando, bring two million dollars.

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Until then, computers are useless.
Let's skip time and go to the field.

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Skip! - Let's hear what's up
that Armando says.

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Armando will go to the Clitoris Queen.
And she will fall passionately in love with me

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because I will break her whole body like a rattle.
I am the best lover in the world.

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It's my gift,
and that is my curse.

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That's it. The world will come again
save the brave Armando.

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We cannot thank him enough.
Even me, who is straight

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I want to make love with Armando.

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When will Mali Rok appear?
Where is he?

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Quiet. It will come soon.
- I hope Pam is with him too.

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God. I have to go.
My uncle is in the hospital.

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Isn't she your aunt?
- I'm going to visit my uncle.

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Don't give Little Rok that
leave until I come back.

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What is this, you should
be like a party.

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Welcome. You are the parents.
Had a few rules.

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There is no competition here, there are no tricks,
no noise, no monkeying around.

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Let the fun begin!

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Take what you want.
Just don't touch me.

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Director Stroganov.
Agent 69 reports for duty.

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Does he want something to drink?
This is great stuff.

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Sir, it's not for drinking,
it's a laxative

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Of course. Good thing
to wear diapers.

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Let's get started. I want to
he will find the clitoris queen.

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Special Agent 14
tries to track her down.

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Hello, Stripperella.
I think it's hard to trace the clitoris.

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Some believe that the clitoris does not even exist.
- What do we know about it?

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We know that the clitoris is sensitive.
Do not press too hard.

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And that's why we know it won't be good.
That's why we voiced Armand.

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We replaced the left egg with the microphone.
- Couldn't you have done something else?

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We only replaced one for him.
Let's listen.

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I'm glad we're together
- Yes, dear. You are so beautiful.

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Make love to me.

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Make love to me.
- Help me!

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Now we don't need anyone anymore.
We can live on an island forever.

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Armando has too many
love for only one woman.

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Not if it's the only one
woman in the world.

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Now that you're here. I'm planning
to destroy the whole world.

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I control all nuclear weapons.
I just need to push a button.

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I can do three at the same time with
left mouse click.

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Don't do that!
- Not yet.

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Only after the last episode
"Sex and the City".

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I want to see what happened.
I love that series.

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Did you watch when Samantha
showed your tits? -Silence and seduce me!

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No, it sounds like she found out
microphone. I hope he is well.

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I am more concerned about the world.
We have to do something.

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Does he know where he is? - Do you know the location?
- I put my finger on her.

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She lives on a crazy island.
- I'm sending you there right away.

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They are on the island
giant crabs.

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I hate crabs. - While the Queen is the clitoris
free, we are in danger.

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I'm in danger. You are in danger.
A guy named Steve is in danger.

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And a disabled person waiting at the traffic lights
green light is in danger.

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I got it. We are all at risk.
- What an idiot.

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Hey Stripperella.
- Bernard, what's up today?

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Perfume?
- Not ordinary, for freezing.

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Everything that splashes,
it freezes and shatters it.

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Plus it smells wonderful.
- We want to call it: "Franel".

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That's what he wants, it's stupid to me.
-Shut up.

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Guys, what else do you have?
- Warthog.

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It can cut anything.
Glass, metal, plastic.

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It is delivered with a cover
and with a recorded instruction.

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I'll put it on for you, so let's make a video
instruction. - It's not fair. I will.

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You installed Armand's microphone.
- I didn't want to do that.

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Guys, I'll put it myself.
-Whatever.

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Little Rock! I'm glad you're here.
Do you remember me? -Of course. 1998. El Paso.

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You sat in the front row, seat three.
Then we went backstage, for donuts.

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I didn't expect to be able to
to eat 27 donuts.

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Maybe you are the father of my child.

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I don't remember you.

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Ok, this is not good.
I don't have much time.

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It is one of the giant crabs.
I hate crabs.

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I hate crabs. And now I have more
less time than before.

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Sorry to interrupt you,
but I forgot one important detail.

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Instead of the Queen's clitoris blowing up
world, we're going to blow up the island.

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He has 8 minutes to save
Armanda, catch her and run away from there.

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I have to go, he begins
"Sex and the City". Good luck.

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Hurry up, Armando. "Sex and the City" begins.
And don't forget that I will blow up the world afterwards.

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Why does he want to blow up the world?

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I've been rejected all my life.
I will not rest until I have my revenge.

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Or something like that.
Now, be quiet. The program starts.

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I have to learn somehow
my wart cutter.

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I like to imagine myself in this series.

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I can get into the characters too,
if you know what I mean.

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Now I'm going to fix your clitoris. - Who are you?
Stripperella. Superhero, secret agent.

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I've never heard of you.

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Don't mess with me, I got it
two giant crabs and now I want you too.

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No one will fix you.
- He's just going to see.

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Ladies, don't fight for me,
Armando has enough for both.

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Just to press which button
and it will be the end of the world.

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I don't know how to drive a car with a gearbox.
- This is an automatic.

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You saved my life, Stripperella.
How can I repay you?

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We can probably come up with something.
We'll be stuck here for a while.

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Whatever we need
time passes faster?

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Stripperella. Armando!
I saved you.

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Good timing, Special Agent 14.
- That was bad timing.

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I know, that was sarcasm.

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Only missed the party. Will they
ever see Roko and Pamela.

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They will never again
go through that door.

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Has anyone seen a monkey?
I think I forgot it here.

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Mali Rok and Pam Anderson!
I wanted to meet you!

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I can't believe you're here!
- I can't believe you're here!

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I am Erotica. Would you sign the CD?
- Many say I look like you, Pam.

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I don't see any similarity. -Me neither.
Do you know who looks like Pamela?

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Stripperella. Don't you think� 
that she is almost the same?

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If Stripperella had a series on TV.
Pam should play it.

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Help! Hide the monkey!
- There you are. Come here.

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We rescued this monkey from
laboratory and we will return it to the wild.

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Because all animals should be
in their natural environment.

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I'm glad we met you.
See you next time. Goodbye.

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Come back whenever you want!
- No! No more private parties.

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Especially not dirty monkeys.
They transmit dangerous diseases.

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Help! Hide the monkey!
-Monkeys are so cute.

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